Lorraine is a beautiful young female who lives in the hemlock grove next door. Unbeknownst to her, her neighbor, F-series 92687, has had a crush on her for a long time—so long, in fact, that he’s already convinced himself that the two of them dated, got married, and have been married for so long that they’ve finally grown apart. Ironically, this first dinner the two of them are sharing is also the day that F-series 92687 is also serving divorce papers on poor, confused Lorraine, who has long pitied the neighbor who spends most of his days watching her from the small upstairs window of his lonely, imposing mansion.