This is Gerald, who recently stumbled across a dangerous secret: most people cannot tell one squirrel apart from another! Because of this, Gerald’s been holding up banks all over the city without wearing any sort of disguise because the only thing the tellers can tell the cops about him is that he’s a squirrel. This dangerous criminal is raking it in, and will probably continue to do so completely unabated until the banks and possibly the police department end their “no squirrels allowed” hiring policy.