Paul is a notable treasure-seeker known throughout the yard for his daring adventures and near-death scrapes. Just this afternoon, after months of following false leads and just plain out being lied to by 7-11 clerks, he finally reached the "X" on his current treasure map. Unfortunately, halfway through the excavation, he somehow incurred the wrath of Sekhmet, the warrior cat goddess of ancient Egypt, who is still, as I type this, hunting for Paul, who seems to have found a great place to hide--for the moment.