This is Katia, a factional leader of the International Squirrel Resistance Army, seen here pictured with a nameless co-conspirator. Tonight’s agenda? How to overthrow The Man, as in _all_ The Mans, a species that, for better or worse, I also belong to. I have double-checked all of the windows to make sure no teeny-tiny squirrel hands can pry their way into my house, and put the dog on alert in case they decide to chew their way in through the screens. I advise each of you to do the same.