The Marvelous Marvin is a well-known magician around these parts. He’s a little ticked off right now because no one’s supposed to be here before the special stage lights go on, because, as you can see, under the regular house lights, his famous illusion of a bunch of random objects floating mysteriously around the stage is really just a series of strings attached to pulleys controlling the effect. When I came here, I had no idea I’d be ruining his most famous trick, but his ex-girlfriend was working the door and she’s apparently got a vindictive streak.