Lucy is having a wonderful day, for today is Squirrel Christmas, the one day of the year where friends of squirrels gather to give squirrels presents. Since squirrels are super territorial and don’t enjoy each other’s company all that much, there’s usually just one squirrel per Squirrel Christmas party—but everyone else who is not a squirrel is invited (it’s not like Dog Christmas at all [July 11], where all dogs are invited because dogs all mostly love each other). Even though only squirrels get presents on Squirrel Christmas, most of their guests don’t mind because squirrels are easy to shop for and nuts are super cheap.