Jasper rode his bike all the way from the alley out back to here just to see his girlfriend, Blanche. Blanche is a passionate woman, with a quick, fiery temper, and has chased away many other suitors with her habit of throwing or breaking things when she’s angry, but Jasper’s learned, through careful study and quiet patience, to keep Blanche about as calm as she can be. Because of this, their days together usually consist of Jasper admiring Blanche’s yard, or any new knickknacks he sees around her house, and never include anything as problematic as board games or serious conversation.