Today is the most magical day of Robert’s life. After several years of courting Natalie, she has finally allowed him to put a ring on her cold, metal finger and be his wife for ever and ever. Everything about today has been absolutely perfect, from the dress Natalie chose, to having their friends and family assembled to witness their nuptials, to the beautiful summer day that had been threatened by storms just the night before. But most important of all, this day has finally happened, despite all of Robert’s doubts and fears. Oh, Robert—kiss her, you fool, you lucky, lucky squirrel! Kiss her!