This is Rebecca, and she is so tired of sleeping on the couch. Bob doesn’t mean to keep her awake at night, but in between the sleep-mumbling and the constant beeping, she can’t sleep a wink. She’s gently suggested that maybe they should get a second bed, or maybe even turn their home office into a second bedroom, but Bob just says he’ll try to be quieter at night, and that he can’t sleep without her in bed with him, which makes Rebecca feel just awful. Yesterday, she was so tired she almost fell out of a tree, which is really dangerous for squirrels. So it’s off to the couch again to catch a few short hours of sleep before sunrise, with hopes she can catch a nice nap when she gets back from work.