Like she does every day, June came to the park for a quick workout and a jog about the yard, only to find some old guy sitting on the bench where she usually does her stretches. To add insult to inconvenience, this guy’s been trying to feed her nuts ever since she showed up and talking to her like she‘s a dog or a baby or something incapable of understanding complex speech. The nerve! But oh, June really loves nuts, to the point where she’s seriously considering degrading herself and playing the part of some random park animal to get them. And is that an almond in his hand? Oh, the humiliation!