Dr. Cornelius is a famous mathematician and quantum theorist. Moments ago, Dr. Cornelius finally answered what he thought was the question of why regular squirrels that are not specifically flying squirrels can’t fly no matter how hard they flap their little arms, but instead, he accidentally opened portals to several mirror universes and basically just screwed everything up. The dead are rising! A variety of unimaginable horrors are about to be unleashed on the Earth! Math is really fucking dangerous.